After losing three consecutive games of FIFA 2008 (PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, PSP, DS) to his brother and a friend, 17-year-old James Callaghan nearly emptied a bottle of vodka, armed himself with an axe and a long-bladed knife, and went on a drunken rampage around the neighborhood that left an unfortunate 65-year-old widow dead.

Now here's something great for the toy-loving gamer. The Kaiyodo Hobby Lobby store in Japan recently saw two cool figures based from Capcom's Sengoku Basara games: Yukimura Sanada and Date Masamune. Unlike the stiff figures we usually see, these guys are poseable, and best of all, doesn't come at an insane price. Check 'em out.

The guys from Mega64 recently purchased a brand spanking new PSP Go straight from GameStop to give it a go but they seem to be confused about its features. We're not going to give any more details, just watch the video after the jump.

You have to hand it to those guys behind these little Chinese ripoffs. We haven't even hit two weeks since the launch of the PSP Go, and already they've got their own version of the PSP Go. Ladies and gents, feast your eyes on the PXP-2000. Check it out.

I don't mean "out of this world" as a compliment, here. It's just fact. The movie based on the King of Fighters franchise is so detached from the game's own story that they had to set it IN A DIFFERENT DIMENSION.

The time-traveling classic, Chrono Trigger, from the then Enix-less Squaresoft is definitely one of the best RPGs of its generation, with an equally stimulating soundtrack to stir you up. But just when you thought you've heard it all, some guys apparently found the subtle midi melodies not down enough, so here they are, jamming to the Crono's theme music, the Chrono Trigger Rap.

Oh, before I forget, there's gonna be some language, be advised.

Okay, maybe this is the Metal Gear movie we're actually waiting for. Maybe. There's a fanmovie based on the Metal Gear franchise up and about on the Internet right now. Find out what it's all about and where you can get it after the jump.

Aspiring cosplayers wanting to complete the Cloud Strife look can finally add a touch of authenticity to the getup that no paper mache and plastic can give. You've got your Buster Sword, you've dyed your hair yellow and waxed it into pointy tips, you've even got the bulky SOLDIER boots, now to cap it all off, Square Enix brings you the Cloud Strife Eau de Toilette.

Sonic fans are a dedicated lot. No matter the depths recent Sonic games have sunk to, they're still there, waiting for the spiky speedster to race back into glory. There are also the very few who take their dedication to new heights -- fans like Rich Kuta, who is actually making a feature-length animated Sonic film.

The trouble with selling stuff in one of those meet-up exchanges is that you'll never know for certain who you're dealing with. For all you know, you might be dealing with the customer from hell. In this case, he was from American Fork, Utah. His name is Jose Eduardo Espinosa-Arellano and he bought a PSP from a 17-year-old. When it didn't work as advertised, he did what every rational individual would do - take the kid for a ride.